By role · same lines, sorted by who says them

Funny programmer shirts by role

Every job in software has the statuses it types most. Pick the job, get the lines.

$ gh pr review --approve

Funny code reviewer shirts and gifts

For the person who reads the diff so nobody else has to. Every line here is a verdict they hand out daily.

$ pagerduty ack

For whoever holds the pager this week. The lines they say at 3 a.m., worn at a reasonable hour.

$ npm test -- --watch

For the person who finds the bug before the customer does, then has to prove it exists.

$ git log --author=team

For the team lead who unblocks everyone else's pull requests and opens none of their own.

$ gh pr list --state open

For the person with 140 open pull requests and a day job. Every line here is in their notifications.

$ watch kubectl get pods

For the engineer who owns the pipeline. Every line here is a step in it, or the reason it stopped.