204 jokes · 4 pages · all original
Programmer jokes.
Jokes about the job, written in the same voice as the shirts: code review comments, git commit messages, the machine it works on, and one-liners about everything else.
Every joke here was written for this site. None is copied, and none is credited to a real person. Each page ends a section with the piece that says it shorter.
Funny Code Review Comments: LGTM, Nits and Worse
LGTM, nits, changes requested and the pull request that waited a week. Comments you have left or received.
50 jokes →Funny Git Commit Messages
fix typo, wip 2, final final and the Friday revert. Each message comes with what the diff actually did.
50 jokes →It Works on My Machine: Jokes, Quotes and Excuses
The oldest sentence in software, plus cannot reproduce, known issues and the preview that is still building.
50 jokes →Programming Jokes and One-Liners
Estimates, debugging, naming things, deploys, vibe coding and standups. One-liners, none of the old ones.
54 jokes →What the words mean: the developer dictionary. What to buy: the gift guide for programmers.