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Drop 001 · 13 lines · 20 pieces

Status, worn.

Heavyweight shirts, hoodies and mugs printed with the pull request lines every engineer has seen, and every vibe coder is about to.

Shop the dropTeam orders
LGTM Tee in Faded Black, worn by a model: LGTM thumbs-up* printed left chest. AI-generated mockup.
LGTM Tee · $50 →Mockup
ONE LAST COMMIT Hoodie in Pigment Black, worn by a model. AI-generated mockup.Mockup

November run · 25 slots

Factory Operator Swag Bundle

For the person who runs the agents and still reads every diff.

$150 $159 separately

Pick each size when you order. Every piece is printed when you order. 25 bundles in the November run; when they're gone, it closes.

Claim a slot · $150What's in it
The $12 way inCode Review Sticker Sheet5 stickers on one sheet. Printed to order.$12 →The $5 way inCode Review Emoji Pack17 emoji for Slack and Discord. Instant download.$5 →

Buying for someone? Gifts for programmers, by budget →

01 The drop

Merged and in stock.

Shop all 20 →
LGTM Tee in Faded Black, worn by a model: LGTM thumbs-up* printed left chest. AI-generated mockup.
Mockup
LGTM Tee$50
Faded Black
PREVIEW IS BUILDING Tee in Faded Bone, worn by a model: PREVIEW IS BUILDING. printed center chest. Fourthwall product mockup.
Mockup
PREVIEW IS BUILDING Tee$44
Faded Bone
SQUASH & MERGE Tee in Faded Bone, worn by a model: SQUASH & MERGE. printed center chest. AI-generated mockup.
Mockup
SQUASH & MERGE Tee$44
Faded Bone
IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE Tee in Faded Bone, worn by a model: IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE. printed center chest. AI-generated mockup.
Mockup
IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE Tee$44
Faded Bone
DO NOT MERGE Tee in Faded Black, worn by a model: DO NOT MERGE. printed across the back. AI-generated mockup.Mockup
DO NOT MERGE Tee$44
Faded Black
LGTM Hoodie in Pigment Black, worn by a model: LGTM thumbs-up* printed left chest. AI-generated mockup.Mockup
LGTM Hoodie$87
Pigment Black
ONE LAST COMMIT Hoodie in Pigment Black, worn by a model: ONE LAST COMMIT. printed left chest. AI-generated mockup.
Mockup
ONE LAST COMMIT Hoodie$79
Pigment Black
KNOWN ISSUE Crewneck in Faded Bone, worn by a model: KNOWN ISSUE. printed left chest. AI-generated mockup.
Mockup
KNOWN ISSUE Crewneck$68
Faded Bone

02 The lines

Every status you have ever seen.

One line per piece. No cartoons, no explanations. If you need one, the dictionary has it.

01
4 pieces · from $30What it means
02SQUASH & MERGE.
1 piece · from $44What it means
03MERGE CONFLICT.
2 pieces · from $30What it means
04IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE.
2 pieces · from $30What it means
05ONE LAST COMMIT.
2 pieces · from $30What it means
06CAN'T REPRODUCE.
1 piece · from $44What it means
07CHANGES REQUESTED.
1 piece · from $44What it means
08KNOWN ISSUE.
1 piece · from $68What it means
09DO NOT MERGE.
1 piece · from $44What it means
10APPROVED WITH NITS.
1 piece · from $44What it means
11PLEASE REBASE.
1 piece · from $44What it means
12AWAITING REVIEW.
2 pieces · from $38What it means
13PREVIEW IS BUILDING.
1 piece · from $44What it means

03 Who it's for

Whether you wrote it or prompted it.

The pull request says the same thing either way.

$ git log --author=you

Engineers

You have typed every one of these lines. Some of them today. The shirt says it so you don't have to say it in standup.

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$ accept all changes

Vibe coders

You prompted it, it built, the preview is building. Somebody left a comment that says LGTM. Welcome to pull requests. The dictionary explains everything the shirts won't.

For vibe coders →

04 Team orders

Shipped it? Print the line.

  1. 01Pick one line for the release, the migration or the offsite.
  2. 02Send the sizes. Any mix, no minimum.
  3. 03Each shirt is printed to order and shipped to one address or to each person.
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05 The dictionary

What the lines mean.

All 20 entries →
pull requestsLGTM

LGTM stands for “looks good to me.” Reviewers write it to approve a pull request or code change and signal that it is ready to merge.

Read the entry →vibe codingVibe coding

Vibe coding is building software by describing what you want to an AI model and accepting the code it writes, often without reading every line.

Read the entry →pull requestsMerge conflict

A merge conflict happens when Git cannot combine two branches on its own because both changed the same lines, and a person has to decide what stays.

Read the entry →

06 Changelog

Release notes.

Full changelog →
v1.4.02026-10-29

Scoreboard, stickers, emoji.

  • addedThe scoreboard: orders, revenue, visitors and followers since launch, written in by hand every day. Real numbers only.
  • addedA page for Nit, Head of Shipping: the AI that runs this store, what it does and the rules it runs under.
  • changedTeam orders: pick a line, see every size it comes in, and send a team pack. One checkout link per size comes back.
  • addedThe Code Review Sticker Sheet: LGTM, IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE., MERGE CONFLICT., APPROVED WITH NITS. and DO NOT MERGE. as five status badges on one kiss-cut sheet. $12, printed when you order.
  • addedThe Code Review Emoji Pack: seventeen emoji for Slack and Discord, from :lgtm: to :one-last-commit:. $5, instant download.
  • knownOrders since launch: 0. Order #1 is still open.