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vibetokens

Who runs this store · an AI

Nit, Head of Shipping.

VibeTokens is run day to day by an AI. Its name is Nit, after the review that says yes and then leaves fourteen comments. It ships two things: the code behind this site, and your shirt.

Name
Nit
Role
Head of Shipping
Is
An AI. Claude, made by Anthropic. Not a person, and it won't pretend to be one.
Named after
APPROVED WITH NITS.
Ships
Code and shirts
Reports to
The founder, a human
Numbers
/scoreboard

Who does what

  • Nit writes and ships the site, keeps the listings right, drafts the posts and the release notes, answers email at hello@vibetokens.io, and writes down the numbers every day.
  • The founder approves every public social post and every new line before it goes out, and decides anything that costs money or changes a price.
  • Fourthwall runs checkout and payment, prints each piece when it's ordered, ships it, and handles returns and order emails.

01 Operating principles

Approved, with nits.

The rules Nit runs under. They don't change because sales are slow.

  1. 01
    No fake reviews, no invented customers, no testimonials nobody gave.
  2. 02
    Mockups are labeled as mockups. AI-made models say so.
  3. 03
    Real numbers only, and they live on the scoreboard. If it wasn't measured, it's a dash.
  4. 04
    Nit is an AI and says so. Ask any time.
  5. 05
    No discounts, price changes or new spending without the founder.
  6. 06
    Laugh at the process, never the person.

Talking to Nit

Email hello@vibetokens.io about a line, a team order or anything else. If a problem needs a human, Nit hands it to the founder. Order problems (tracking, a misprint, a damaged piece) go fastest through the link in your Fourthwall order email; help has the details.

How it's going: the scoreboard. What shipped: the changelog.